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Drunken Mistakes| Obnoxiouz |
Posted: Feb 3 2009, 02:11 PM
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 The California Cancer Plague.  Group: Members Posts: 1,022 Member No.: 589 Joined: 7-June 07  |
..I Stepped Onto The Scene, I'm An Alchoholic Feind.
Unseen But I'm Scented, Cause I Polished Off My Green The Party Was Packed, And All The Beer I Couldn't Find It. Until I Confided Into The Fridge, Where They Would Hide It. NOw I'm Drowning As I'm Downing Beers, Leaking Like A Fountain. In My Mouth As The Cans Stack Up, As a Mountain. As I Stumbled Pass The Beers, Hear The Can's Go Crash. I Don't Care, Cause I'm Steady Staring At An Ass. It's a Girl Back From Class, That I Wanted To Smash. But I'm Slipping On The Liqour, And I'm Falling Down Fast. And I Reach For Her Ass, But I Knock The Bitch Over. "Trick You Should Learn, How To Stand When Not Sober." I Crawl A Bit Closer, I'm So Drunk I'm Trynna Kiss Her. But My Lips Hit The Carpet, I Can't Beleive I Missed Her. But I Thank God, Because That Bitch Was My Sister. And I'm Trynna Fuck Anything When I'm Gone Off That Liqour!! [Chorus X2] I Was So Tore Up, What I Do Last Night? MAN YOU AINT GON' BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!! I Was So Fuckin' Drunk, Whatt'd I Do Last Night? MAn YOU AINT GON BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!! And I'm Still At The Party, And They're Calling Me a Monster. Sipping Down Vodka, Drinking On Gold Schlogga. Limes In My Mouth, While I'm Sippin On Tequila. Girl's Playing With My Weina, While I'm Yelling Out Ariiba! Smoking On The Cheeba, Love The Reefer By The Blunt Load. Never Love a Cunt Who Spills Her Mixer Down Your Front Though. Stupid Drunk Bitch, I Got To Tell You Some Bad News. You Just Spilled Your Margarita On My Brand New Shoes. Watchu Mean Pay Me? I'mma Trynna Get Up In It. Let's Get Up IN The Bathroom, And I'll Be Finished In a Minute. So We Left In Flash, Not Expecting Some Ass. Just A Quick Arguement, And A HandFull Of Cash. Trynna Be All Smooth, While We're In The Bathroom. Took of All Her Clothes, and Showed Me Her Tattoo's. So I Pulled Out My Dick, And Said Lick This Shit Bitch. But When She Opened Her Mouth, I Straight Pissed On Her Lips. [Chorus X2] I Was So Tore Up, What I Do Last Night? MAN YOU AINT GON' BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!! I Was So Fuckin' Drunk, Whatt'd I Do Last Night? MAn YOU AINT GON BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!! This post has been edited by Obnoxiouz on Feb 3 2009, 02:30 PM -------------------- |
  
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| Obnoxiouz |
Posted: Feb 4 2009, 11:03 AM
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The California Cancer Plague. Group: Members Posts: 1,022 Member No.: 589 Joined: 7-June 07 |
Feedback plz?
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 fizuckle |
Posted: Feb 4 2009, 11:05 AM
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 HATE MACHINE PORNSTAR  Group: root admin Posts: 539 Member No.: 15 Joined: 28-March 07 |
ONE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND MADE A MISTAKE
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 Malik Shabazz |
Posted: Feb 4 2009, 11:06 AM
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 Don't eat the pork  Group: WU ADMIN Posts: 23,681 Member No.: 4,582 Joined: 4-March 08 |
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 Red Scar |
Posted: Feb 4 2009, 12:13 PM
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7th Seal Entertainment  Group: 420 Admin Posts: 22,759 Member No.: 95 Joined: 31-March 07 |
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| Obnoxiouz |
Posted: Feb 4 2009, 12:13 PM
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The California Cancer Plague. Group: Members Posts: 1,022 Member No.: 589 Joined: 7-June 07 |
What'd you think Red?
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| Malik Shabazz |
Posted: Feb 5 2009, 07:41 AM
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Don't eat the pork Group: WU ADMIN Posts: 23,681 Member No.: 4,582 Joined: 4-March 08 |
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| Red Scar |
Posted: Feb 5 2009, 10:09 AM
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| D-Con |
Posted: Feb 5 2009, 02:42 PM
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lmao --------------------  In the states there's a problem with race, because of ignorant past burned fires. From evolution we've been killing each other. I figure man should have it down to a science |
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