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Title: Punisher Vs. Joker


MastaScribe - July 5, 2009 07:35 PM (GMT)
A little thing me and Trebor Libowitz worked on.

The Punisher spots the Joker. Runs over and throws a chair at the joker. Then dives into a flower bed and lays waiting for the Joker to make his next move. The Joker, for once happily minded his own business is suddenly knocked down by a chair. Growling to himself, he pushes it off him and gets back up. "WHO THREW THAT!? I'VE KILLED FOR LESS YOU KNOW!?"

Their was no answer. The Punisher pulled out his IMI Desert Eagle and let hell loose on the Joker. The Joker now saw were the bullets were coming from and started to move in that location. He went all Matrix like and moved out of the way of the bullets on his way to the shooter. Pulling a machete from somewhere out of his Purple jacket. Smiling that crazy smile of his.

With that the Punisher became alarmed. He did not like hand to hand combat. Just as he was about to run away the Joker in is moment of insanity tripped over a bench. Enraged the Joker continued, with blood dripping of his shoulder. The Punisher took the trip as a time to shoot at the Joker and for a second when the Joker had tripped he got distracted and let down his guard. This made the Joker very mad.

Due Joker being mad, he decided to hurl his Matchete. With it was attached a Joker's card that would explode upon impact. "Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!! How's that for a lovely evening!?" He asked out loud with his trade mark insane laughter.

And for good measure he threw out more bomb laced playing cards to get the job done. "Mother always told me to be prepared."

But out of the mist made by the bombs the Punisher emerged. "You fool", he said. You do not know very much at all. The bullet that hit your shoulder had a poison tip. I may be about to do, yet your death will me much more long and painful. See you in hell. With that the Punisher died.

ThatNinja - July 5, 2009 10:58 PM (GMT)
proof read that shit fool.


"There"

"Their"

"They're"


MastaScribe - July 6, 2009 12:16 AM (GMT)
Yea man, I can't spell that well. I try ,but you know never learned for real. Like I can spell this good. I just can not get some things right you know.

ThatNinja - July 6, 2009 03:02 AM (GMT)
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF FAGGOT!

Trebor Libowitz - July 6, 2009 06:45 AM (GMT)
Got a little bit to add to it and then it should be done.

MastaScribe - July 6, 2009 12:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (ThatNinja @ Jul 5 2009, 10:02 PM)
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF FAGGOT!

YOU BEST BELIEVE I DO.

MastaScribe - July 6, 2009 12:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Trebor Libowitz @ Jul 6 2009, 01:45 AM)
The Joker then realized he was indeed shot like The Punisher had told him. But decided he didn't care and that if he was gonna go out, that he would do it with a big bang. "Well World.. its been nice killing off people and all that good stuff I've been doin' over the years!! Now it looks like I'm gonna go to Heaven and kill there!! AH HA HA HA HAAAA!!!"

Taking out a remote control from his coat pocket that was remarkably still well in tact. He pressed the button and with that.. the mall he and his dead opponent were in. Along with many other shoppers unlucky enough to still be in there.. died when the place went up in flames with a big bang.

The End?

The End

Trebor Libowitz - July 6, 2009 07:49 PM (GMT)
Goody.

MastaScribe - July 6, 2009 08:02 PM (GMT)
It ended quite well!

Trebor Libowitz - July 6, 2009 08:03 PM (GMT)
Aye. I may not know much aside from small bits and pieces of Joker lore, but I think I did his character justice.

MastaScribe - July 6, 2009 08:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Trebor Libowitz @ Jul 6 2009, 03:03 PM)
Aye. I may not know much aside from small bits and pieces of Joker lore, but I think I did his character justice.

I probably know less. I say with Marvel.

Trebor Libowitz - July 7, 2009 06:17 AM (GMT)
About the same. Although not as much anymore.



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