Sesame Street

By Mudface

Took my little brother down to Sesame Street
To see what kind of weird fucking people we’d meet
Big Bird’s on the corner smoking up that tree
With the Count pimpin’ hoes like 1-2-3

Then you’ve got Bert and Ernie who wanna be gay
“I’ll stick my dick in yo ass”; that’s what I heard Bert say
Grover’s selling weed; he’s charging too much a pound
Besides all his shit too dried up and brown

Cookie Monster’s doing meth, and Snuffy’s a junkie
Kermit’s fapping off to Elmo having sex with a monkey
Oscar’s on welfare, he just sits in his can
Gropes passing women, and makes love to his hand

Sesame Street is fucked up, and we ain’t coming back
I even heard the Muppets were all hooked on crack
Ever since the age of five, that TV show I’ve ignored
With good reason; I only wrote this crap because I was bored.

Now that made me fucking laugh. I love it