..I Stepped Onto The Scene, I'm An Alchoholic Feind.
Unseen But I'm Scented, Cause I Polished Off My Green
The Party Was Packed, And All The Beer I Couldn't Find It.
Until I Confided Into The Fridge, Where They Would Hide It.
NOw I'm Drowning As I'm Downing Beers, Leaking Like A Fountain.
In My Mouth As The Cans Stack Up, As a Mountain.
As I Stumbled Pass The Beers, Hear The Can's Go Crash.
I Don't Care, Cause I'm Steady Staring At An Ass.
It's a Girl Back From Class, That I Wanted To Smash.
But I'm Slipping On The Liqour, And I'm Falling Down Fast.
And I Reach For Her Ass, But I Knock The Bitch Over.
"Trick You Should Learn, How To Stand When Not Sober."
I Crawl A Bit Closer, I'm So Drunk I'm Trynna Kiss Her.
But My Lips Hit The Carpet, I Can't Beleive I Missed Her.
But I Thank God, Because That Bitch Was My Sister.
And I'm Trynna Fuck Anything When I'm Gone Off That Liqour!!

[Chorus X2]
I Was So Tore Up, What I Do Last Night?
MAN YOU AINT GON' BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!
I Was So Fuckin' Drunk, Whatt'd I Do Last Night?
MAn YOU AINT GON BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!

And I'm Still At The Party, And They're Calling Me a Monster.
Sipping Down Vodka, Drinking On Gold Schlogga.
Limes In My Mouth, While I'm Sippin On Tequila.
Girl's Playing With My Weina, While I'm Yelling Out Ariiba!
Smoking On The Cheeba, Love The Reefer By The Blunt Load.
Never Love a Cunt Who Spills Her Mixer Down Your Front Though.
Stupid Drunk Bitch, I Got To Tell You Some Bad News.
You Just Spilled Your Margarita On My Brand New Shoes.
Watchu Mean Pay Me? I'mma Trynna Get Up In It.
Let's Get Up IN The Bathroom, And I'll Be Finished In a Minute.
So We Left In Flash, Not Expecting Some Ass.
Just A Quick Arguement, And A HandFull Of Cash.
Trynna Be All Smooth, While We're In The Bathroom.
Took of All Her Clothes, and Showed Me Her Tattoo's.
So I Pulled Out My Dick, And Said Lick This Shit Bitch.
But When She Opened Her Mouth, I Straight Pissed On Her Lips.


[Chorus X2]
I Was So Tore Up, What I Do Last Night?
MAN YOU AINT GON' BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!
I Was So Fuckin' Drunk, Whatt'd I Do Last Night?
MAn YOU AINT GON BELEIVE WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!

Feedback plz?

ONE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND MADE A MISTAKE

IT WAS RED SCAR'S MOTHER

:)

:o

What'd you think Red?

He thinks you got a perddy mouf

:lol: :lol:

lmao