A Bare Essentials Ninja

By Mudface

Walking through the neighborhood
Creeping through the streets
Everybody stares at me
Like I’m some kind of freak

Maybe it’s the make-up
Painted all across my face
Or perhaps it’s the psychopathic shit
That kind of music is my taste

They give me a look of disgust
But I really do not care
I’ll rep the Hatchet any time
Any day or anywhere

I try to live life simple
With Faygo and an axe
A bare essentials ninja
Is what I am and that’s a fact

So please refrain from hating
Just because I’m being me
I prefer the life of a scrub
Fuck all that luxury

The underground is my domain
So I guess now you know
Just what exactly I’m all about
I am a Juggalo

I am for some reason reminded of the Ninja Turtles.