after being unemployed for 2 months i finally got an interview, however they require drug screening. ive heard many stories with different outcomes. one, my homie had to take a test and only drank a shit load of water, managed to pass even tho he smoked a day prior. and another homie i know managed to eat a bottle of cleansing pills and vinigar and managed to fail even tho he had been clean for a week or so.

i personally couldnt give a fuck less but since i cant afford rent on unemployment i kinda need this job right now (god forbid im not movin back in wit my parents)

i probably have about 48 hours to do this so im looking for the best way.
any ideas of shit that works?

Is it a piss test?

probably its just a screeing

okay.. a screening of piss? hair? blood? what?

A Drug Screening = it could be anything

a lot of it has to do with the amount you smoke like i couldn't pass a piss test for a long time and i know this. if you are an everyday smoker it will probably be best to go to the nearest head shop and buy some shit. after you take and drink the shit take a creatine tablet before you go in and drink a shit ton of water you should be ok. but it's never for sure.

to be honest i dont know what they do now with screening. i figure its always a piss test. i mean im not being tested to see if ive violated my probation so im crossin my fingers that its just a piss test, so far since yesterday ive been just drinkin a shit tom of water. i havent heard of creatine i hope it works

well just because its a job thing doesn't mean shit, i've had jobs that have piss tested, hair tested and swabbed the mouth. sooo.. its not always the standard.

shit yos im tryin to keep my hopes up lol lets all just assume its a piss test plz dont get all CSI on me!

lol i aint getting all csi, i'm just saying.. cuz my husband was swabbed on the spot when they hired him... s0o.

aight well is there anything i can do against swabbing? or is the answer just drink water? anyone know the best herbal tea?

not that i know of really.. i mean, they just swab your mouth out with a big qtip and test it right there or send it off... i dunno.. i'll ask him when gets up tho?

hm well maybe they will. its not a job for a hospital so i dont think they have testing equipment there that i know of. thats why i think its just gona be a piss test.

this was at Lowe's where he got swabbed dude.

damn my bad. well i hope they dont but im lookin for advice now on how to clean up a bit so i can pass w/e it is they got for me. i think its been a week or two since i last smoked but i just want to be sure ya know

boogieman had good advice, but it really all just depends on what kind of test it is..

Niacin. Hope I spelled that right.

i think so too where can i get it?

im pretty sure if its a piss test you drink water and only water and dont eat anything for a few days,
if its hair well then id shave my head,
i dont think there is anything else you can do

just because you shave your head doesnt mean they cant get it from some where else.

they're going to get a hair sample regardless, or you fail.

real juggalos smokez weedz and dun givez on fukz

100% cranberry juice
go to cvs or your local super market and look for that shit
make sure its 100%
get a big bottle and drink the entire thing
and after that nothing but water til after the test

niacin works but it will turn you red as hell and make you hot it's worked for some of my friends. but not just creatine will help you and you should eat that way there are vitamins in your urine cause you'll get the fail if not.

I don't even try to pass them. I avoid them at all costs.

Just don't do drugs, then you don't have that problem

:lol:

psh weed for lyfe homies ima be a scrubby juggalo weather u think i am or not cuz of this test B):

but like i said i couldnt give a fuck less bout tests ive failed them years ago its just this is the only job comin up right now and i have to take it cuz i dont know when ill get another job opportunity.
no job no apartment. :o

but once i pass this shit ima have a bowl to celebrate :D

WTF u MEAN DONT DO DRUGS, FUCK THAT, GETTHE FUCKIN WIZZINATOR FROM ur local head shop (Karma^_^) its bout 50 bucks but you can get that outta pawn shop...been there done that...as for a swab of ya mouth, if they do that...ya fucked...a blood test...ya fucked...drink alot of bear, alot of water, and dont drink sugar shit like pop and no fruit, cause thc stores in ya fat cells, so flush that shit hardKore...with a K...thats the best advice i can give ya if ya cant get the wizinator

If you're fucking mentally challenged maybe LOL @ YOU

I got called by my last job WHILE I was smoking a blunt... they said can u come in for a mouth swab at 3 the next day... which was less than 24 hours away...

AND I PASSED! OMGZ

Da fuck? i fuckin failed that shit...2ice...damn...Good call tho <_<

2ice? does that mean TWICE?

how hard is it to type twice? srs.

OR you don't need to do drugs.

Holy fuck how hard is it to quit for a few weeks? Rather than not care until the day before then get all worried about failing. if you're doing drugs you should just fuck with fast food or labor. cause employers hold the right for random drug screenings. and if they think you're doing drugs they'll test you.

I'll test any drug.

cool pic

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